Thursday, June 3, 2010

How to Tell if You're PMS-ing

i've always thought that B has it made with me, because i don't get overly irritable or moody during PMS, but today is making me second guess that opinion. AF still hasn't arrived and i'm still not sure if all this spotting counts as AF, but i'm certain about one thing...i am hormotional. i know, i know. little ol' me? crabby, moody, and unreasonably angry? it's true, i am. (hang head in shame) in hopes that i can help others out there that are in denial about their true state during PMS, here's a little of what i've been experiencing:

  • i cringe every time the phone rings, because i just don't want to talk to anyone.
  • every time someone asks me to do something, i pretend i don't hear them. maybe they'll go away.
  • i find myself fixated on every little thing that irritates me (aka- everything). it's to the point that i can't focus on anything else. did i brush my teeth this morning?
  • i am easily frustrated by even the simplest of tasks. like trying to put my hair up in a bun, because the a/c in my office is broken and it's 90F outside (which doesn't help). i can't get the bun just right, because of my layers. i'm thinking about pulling a britney and shaving my head.
  • i'm even getting annoyed by someone who isn't even at work today. this is so not the day to give me someone else's work on top of my own.
  • i'm this close to closing my personal email account. if i get one more notification that my email address was chosen to win a 250 million pound lottery in the UK... when will you hacks figure out that we don't believe you and have no desire to give you any of our personal information?!?
  • small talk is like nails on a chalk board right now. get in, get what you need, and get out. every time i hear another person's voice, i want to put my fingers in my ears and start humming nonsensical melodies.
  • now, i wouldn't go so far as to call it road rage, but this morning, i had to fight back the urge to play bumper cars with the rude drivers surrounding me.
  • i'm exhausted for absolutely no reason. i went to bed at 10:30 last night and woke up at 7:30 this morning and i haven't done anything strenuous enough to warrant a nap, but i'm having an awfully hard time keeping my eyes open. maybe i could get away with a nap area under my desk like george costanza.
  • i have zero motivation to do anything. i am such a bum today!

at this point, you're probably pitying poor B for having to live with a crazy person like me, but i claim temporary insanity. i just hope i'm not the only one of my kind! please tell me you have a crazy PMS side, too!

2 comments:

SHILLIG4FAMILY said...

I always give Jake a little "I'm not myself right now" type of a warning, helps him be nicer/more understanding and things go smoother haha

Debi (TTC for almost 1 year) said...

Hi, just stumbled upon your blog today and read the whole thing. I might have missed it somewhere but have you had a Hysterosalpingogram to see if your tubes are blocked???

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