Thursday, February 17, 2011
Fun with Fertiles
need a way to cheer yourself up? here's an idea! you've been through enough uncomfortable baby showers, enough awkward conversations about why you don't have kids yet, enough holiday cards plastered with pics of your friends' kids. it's time for you to have some fun! here's what you do: put on your favorite outfit. you know, the one that makes you look totally svelte and you glow in the bask of your own beauty. go to the mall and find the most popular, most crowded maternity clothing store. walk around, as closely to each of the preggos in there as you can, all the while rubbing your flat tummy and complaining about how much weight you've gained during your pregnancy. then laugh all the way home as you remember the looks of envy and disdain you got from every preggo within earshot. now get out there and have some fun!
cleverly communicated by Carlia at 8:06 PM