Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Parenting Game: Round 4

i've been sick for almost 2 weeks now, so i finally broke down and went to the doctor yesterday. (i see enough doctors on a regular basis now. i avoid seeing any more than are absolutely necessary.) since B has been sick for longer than me, i decided to let him tag along. ;) turns out he has a sinus infection and i have bronchitis. blah!

not to make excuses, but that's why i haven't been blogging/commenting like crazy this week. sorry! i've got some major catching up to do, but i'm not sure when i'll get to do it, since we're leaving for the island of rhode on saturday and i don't get back till monday.

so, since i have been lacking in the entertainment department, i thought now would be the perfect time to play another round of the parenting game! yay! we had such great responses last time and i hope to see lots this time, too.

for those of you who haven't played before, the point is to tell us why you'd be a better parent than this one without stating the obvious. sarcasm is always encouraged and the more outrageous the reason, the better!

here's this round's pic:

i'd be a better parent than this one, because i'd at least take off the diaper before lighting that bad boy up. nothing worse than chewing on charred diaper.

your turn!

8 comments:

Baby Hopes said...

I'd be a better parent because I'd use charcoal rather than gas. Please... everyone knows charcoal tastes better.

SLESE1014 said...

I'm a better parent than this because I would have not only removed the diaper, but I would have placed the child on a rotisserie so as to keep the child evenly cooked....


Where do you find these pictures??? This is horrible!!!! And yet, I had to add my comment...

Rebecca said...

I'd be a better parent than this because you know that baby would taste better on a rotisserie. I mean, seriously, who has time to be flipping that sucker back and forth. I've already got a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other! How many hands do you think I have?

(Feel better!)

Rochelle said...

Well we'd be better parents than these guys because it looks like their using kerosene and we only use charcoal in this house!

hopeisafourletterword said...

I'd be a better parent because I'd have wrapped that child on bacon, everything tastes better with bacon!

Andrea said...

I'd be a better parent because I'd close the lid to keep the sun out of his face.

Liz said...

I'd be a better parent because I'd fatten that baby up first. That's not even gonna feed the cat!

BTW, thanks for your nice comment earlier. I am trying to cheer up and be more optimistic and appreciate the support and kind words. Has AF arrived post IUI yet?

Katie said...

I'd be a better parent because I'd marinate the hell outa that baby first. Lemon Pepper baby - yum! Then of course, you need to bind the arms and legs together for even cooking. Baste that baby!

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