Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Parenting Game: Round 7

it's been a while since we played the parenting game, so we're due. plus, i have a pretty awesome one today. ;)

for our newbies, here's how it goes: i show you a pic, you tell us why you'd be a better parent without stating the obvious. sarcasm is strongly encouraged and the more outrageous, the better.

here we go...


i'd be a better parent than this one, because i wouldn't insist that my child follow my career path.

your turn!

21 comments:

Miss Mac said...

I'd be a better parent than this one because I would buy matching fish net stockings!

Rebecca said...

I'd be a better parent than this because I'd unplug the lamp first.

Nate and Lori said...

Id be a better parent than this one because I would never let my baby on the pole unless she had a tan (and maybe a nice one like the parent pictured)

E and R said...

I'd be a better parent than this because I would make sure the fish net stockings were pulled up all the way.

amiracle4us said...

I'd be a better parent by teaching my daughter not to be so matchy-matchy.

Sarah said...

I'd be a better parent because I would wear proper undergarments under my tubetop dress while training my daughter for "Toddlers & Tiaras."

Baby Hopes said...

I'd be a better parents because I'd make sure that her undergarments are appropriately matched to her outfit. I mean, seriously... who really wears a white diaper with a stripper outfit? I'm pretty sure I'd spring for a neon pink diaper... or at least an XS pair of panties from VS.

Residency Widow said...

Nate and Lori took my original one. Soooo....
I'd be a better parent because I wouldn't let my daughter near a poll without a good pair of plastic high heels.

clewis said...

Il'd be a better parent as I would damn well make sure my daughter had some boobies to fill out that top. Trip to the plastic surgeon.

A Shadow of My Former Self said...

I'd be a better parent because I would have a stack of dollar bills handy to stick into her clothes. No child of mine is going to think she isn't good at shaking her money maker! Must protect her self esteem.

Diana said...

I'd be a better parent than this because I would not allow my child to develop "baby fat" pfffftttt milk? seriously!?! from now on.. Only water!!

~R said...

I'd be a better parent because I would make sure my daughter had hair extensions before she climbed up on that pole! You can't do your thang without having long hair!

Deborah said...

OH COME ON. No 5 inch platform shoes for the baby!! Just not right if she is going to be a world (in)famous pole dancer.

Amanda said...

I would be a better parent because I would never let my baby wear a diaper while in a stripper outfit. Thongs mandatory.

Anonymous said...

This is sad. Too sad for words. Not only the picture but the comments too. That poor kid.

Dragon's Blossom said...

I'd be a better parent because I would never let some dead animal looking feather thing on the floor next to the lamp ruin such a classic stripper photo. Only quality feather garments should be used!

Do I Have to Be a D.I.N.K.? said...

I'd be a better parent because I would Glitter her up so she sparkles while she dances!

Nate and Lori said...

Anonymous person isnt quite understanding how the process works, huh? Look up the word sarcasm, buddy. Possibly the person who commented for you that "you cant get pregnant by drinking the same water of pregnant people."

Kim said...

I would have sprung for a real pole. Dangerous to be teaching her to use a lamp that could easily fall over. And I agree that no respectable pole girl can be see without a pair of stilettos. Black patend would be nice.

AlexMMR said...

I'd be a better parent than this because as a natural blond, my girl wouldn't be looking at a life long struggle with bleach for that platinum porn star look!

Kayla and Josh said...

I'd be a better parent because if my daughter was going to be doing pole dancing, barefoot, I would insist on her getting fake toe-nails. I'm mean for reals kid, look at those things! Plain just ain't cuttin in in the strippers world.

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