Tuesday, November 22, 2011

A Gift for My Unborn Son

the holiday season is upon us and that means lots and lots of gift-giving. maybe i'm a bit premature in this post, since thanksgiving hasn't even passed us by yet, but all of those commercials for black friday have gotten me thinking about gifts.

i know what i'll be getting B and most other people on my list, but what, if anything, does one give to their unborn child? i have the answer!

the gift is in the name...

so, to you my unborn son, my gift is to not name you any of the following names:

  1. virgil
  2. leroy
  3. dick
  4. gayle/gaylord
  5. cletus
  6. marvin
  7. arlo
  8. napoleon
  9. geet
  10. karmel
  11. orville
  12. heinz
  13. pancho
  14. fico
  15. balder
  16. yosemite
  17. norman
  18. cotton
  19. egbert
  20. jiro
  21. longfellow
  22. wanamaker
  23. igor
  24. sextus
  25. vinton
  26. waldo
  27. nimrod
  28. ichabod
  29. berger
  30. pluto

yes, son, these are real names. you're welcome.

for the rest of you reading this, my gift to you is this awesome list of baby boy names! feel free to use any and all of them! ;)


Sarah said...

hahahahah You are such a good mom. Numbers 1-30 are just awful :)

Josey said...

damn, i was hoping for a real list. we are set on a girl name, but canNOT agree on a possible boy name. names are hard!!

NewYearMum2.blogspot.com said...

Wow... that's quite a collection of names !! Hadn't even heard of a few of them... looking forward to hearing your final choice xoxo

Sarah said...

My brother knows a boy named Beautiful (seriously)

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy ICLW

Shannon said...

Until this very moment, I had no idea what I was going to name my son........Geet it is. Geet. WOW...I have chills.

Shannon said...

Until this very moment, I had no idea what I was going to name my son........Geet it is. Geet. WOW...I have chills.

Bridget said...

LOL are you sure you don't like Nimrod??

K said...

but Igor is such a perfect name..... :)

Jes G said...

i know a kid named Led. yeah. Led.
those names are all crazy... why do people do tjings like that to their kids

donordiva.com said...

As I teacher I have many students with "interesting" names. They are usually the ones that give me headaches.

ICLW #16

Our Life In Cycles said...

haha those names are hiddeous! Stopping by from ILCW!

acoursetothefinishline said...

Hi from ICLW

Those names are hysterical. So glad you're not picking one :)

Krissi said...

I once had a student named "Imagine." Not kidding. There is a lot to be said about a name! What a gift! Interested to know what you will name him!
I would love to feature your success story on my blog and in my new book! Here's the link to the info: http://stressfreeinfertilityblog.com/2010/01/17/calling-all-success-stories/
Thanks in advance!

Kayla Robinson said...

Does that mean the names brownie and baby ruth are in the runnings? (off where the heart is) lol love you!

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