Friday, June 15, 2012

Have a Laugh...or 10

today is a lazy blogging day, so i thought i'd share some of my favorite funny quotes. i hope they brighten your day! enjoy!

  • “the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” - unknown
  • “why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?” - unknown
  • “sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” - jerry seinfeld
  • ”never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” - erma bombeck
  • “when i die, i want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - will rogers
  • "a word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - bill cosby
  • "i am not afraid of death, i just don't want to be there when it happens." - woody allen
  • "i found there was only one way to look thin; hang out with fat people." - rodney dangerfield
  • "a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it." - bob hope
  • "a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - herm albright

6 comments:

myjourneythruinfertility said...

love the one about the postitive attitude, lol. I totally annoy people at work and laugh when people say I am too "perky". Would you rather me be a raging b****?

Fiona aka DRMama said...

haha love these quotes!! :)

TheUrbanUmbrella said...

hahaha love these! Definitely gave me a laugh, or 10 =P Very cute, happy quotes!
xx




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mare ball said...

HA! These are a hoot! Thanks for the laughs!

Maria said...

These are great and made me smile!
Love the one about never going to a doctor's whose plants have died! LOL eeks, so true :)
I hope you had a wonderful weekend! Happy Father's Day to B!!
Xoxox
Maria

Cate said...

How funny! I am going to go read them to my hubby

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